The Personal Lair of The Digital Dragon

[21:29] yo yo yo
[21:31] yo your boat
[21:33] gently down the stream
[21:33] cranky cranky cranky
[21:34] life is but a OMG WTF IS SHE DOING!

Recently I my kajira made the mistake of calling me a bitch and a dumbass when we were out recently.  I was tempted to end the day at that moment but are time is severly limited as it is so I decided to continue with the night.  I have to tended towards not punishing her for these mistakes in the past but after her commenting that she wants help to curb these tendencies of her.

So I have decided upon using a physical punishment to curb these moments. I am going to use a tongue clamp made from two chopsticks or similiar objects banded together with 2 rubber bands.  She will be required to apply this device to her tongue for 1 minute for every digression she makes on this front.  Also she does not know this at the time of this writing that she will be required to use it upon her wagging tongue for 2 minutes if words such as these are used against me in the future.

We will see how quickly this brings her in line.

Cheers